Secret To A Long Lasting Marriage...

**This Is A Joke**

One that I thought was cute...(( I hope it doesn't offend anyone))
Phil had read this out of a book that he'd bought for me when I was in the hospital... It's now became a personal joke of our own now...LOL!!! Thought I'd share it...

Okay there was this newlywed couple that were honeymooning in the Grand Canyon. So the wife and husband decided to get two donkeys to ride down the trail. As they were going along the trail the Wife's Donkey stummbled, the wife says very calmly "That's 1"... they go alittle farther on down the trail and her donkey stummbles again, she calmly says again "That's 2"... well as they go farther on down the trail the Donkey stummbles again, the wife once again says "That's 3" and gets off the donkey and reaches into her purse and gets a pistol and shoots the Donkey dead... The husband bewildered and in total disbelief starts freaking out and asks his wife "What have you done, the Donkey did nothing to you, why did you kill the donkey"??? The wife calmly looks at her husband and says... "That's 1"....

LMFAO

Ha!1 Love that! Thanks for sharing Dusti!